Jack Kendrick Moran is ready to wreck this house. He doesn’t miss school, but he does miss his Papa and Nona as well as Spirit Halloween; he worries that it might not open in the Fall. A sad situation has presented as a possible business solution for Spirit Halloween that could benefit both parents and kids alike.
He is going to scare the whole world and take their candy with his scythe; he speaks human fish and has a sister that speaks wolf.
He likes Darth Maul better than Darth Vader and thinks Darth Maul would be scared to have Coronavirus. If only Qui-Gon Jinn knew this before their confrontation.
I still think a scarecrow with a bazooka and sombrero would be awesome.